dear boys,

I just need you to know that being a girl is really hard.

I can't even fit into jeans that were too big for me three
months ago.

Meanwhile, you're eating three big macs and you haven't
gained a pound.

Cellulite has decided to set up camp on my rear, yet yours
is rock solid and you haven't worked out in months.

I look like a slob in sweats, and somehow you look even
better when you wear yours.

What the heck? This is just not fair. And I'm angry about it right now.

Thanks for listening.